Okay. So. I pay for my webspace every three months. And I don't use it all. (Me & Nat don't seem to have that much stuff...).
SO! Lucky for you, I'm generous and am offering hosting! (I know, I rule). Here's the deal. I don't put a limit on the space you have or the bandwidth you use. But that doesn't mean you can like start your own commercial business site that gets 100 billion views per day. If it's getting to be a bit much, I'll let you know.
Yeah, there will also be none of the porn on my domain. capisce? I don't really mind like artist nudity and like dirty stories. Just you know, put a warning on it, kay?
Nothing illegal either. Yeah. Illegal stuff will totally get your ass kicked off the domain.
You also have to be nice to me and my bitches (aka hostees, friends, etc). Respect, hear?
Also, if you're not gonna put up a site, don't bother applying. I have had too many hostees just get the space and do nothing and it really pisses me off.
It'd be nice if you kept in touch. Like, at least email once a month or so, so I know you didn't die.
I'm telling you now, I'm a really nice host. But if you piss me off you won't have a site anymore. But I won't just delete your stuff. I'll still have it if you should need it.


Anyway, here's what you get.

- Unlimited space & bandwidth (within reason).
- Your own subdomain. (Like, 'you.purple-sky.net')
- Your very own email account (you@purple-sky.net)
- An FTP account. For uploading. Durr.
- 24/7 HTML/FTP support. (And by 24/7 I mean whenever I feel like helping you.)

My server supports PHP, has CGI, and all that snazzy stuff... just ask if you're having trouble with anything.


OK, right here is where I'd tell you to apply, but AT THIS MOMENT there will be no applying! But, seriously, check back tomorrow and there probably will be.